498 Quotes by Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Theory looks well on paper, but does not amount to anything without practice.

Don't mistake pleasures for happiness. They are a different breed of dog.

Method is the arithmetic of success.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn't have it in the beginning.

Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.