498 Quotes by Josh Billings

Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance.

One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.

If mankind were only just what they pretend to be, the problem of the millennium would be immediately solved.

The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first