498 Quotes by Josh Billings

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has....

There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy it.

Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.

Pedantry is paraded knowledge.

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.