498 Quotes by Josh Billings

We should make virtue our master, not our servant.

The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing.

Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot

It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich.

Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.

It isn't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.

Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

Fuss is half-sister to hurry, and neither of them can do anything without getting in their own way.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so