498 Quotes by Josh Billings

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain’t so wicked as their neighbors.

Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject.

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I’d try a revolver first.

The man who ain’t got an enemy is really poor.

Building air castles is a harmless business as long as you don’t attempt to live in them.

Woman’s influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.