498 Quotes by Josh Billings

It ain’t what a man don’t know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain’t so.

Stupidity, – unconscious ignorance.

There’s a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven’t the time to enjoy it.

I don’t care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

Fortune is like a coquette; if you don’t run after her, she will run after you.

It ain’t because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn’t better constructed for a fool.

Music wasn’t made to make us wise, but better natured.

Habits are like the wrinkles on a man’s brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.