498 Quotes by Josh Billings

Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don’t understand.

A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided – it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain’t handsome.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

You'd better not know so much, than to know so many things that ain't so.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven’t the time to enjoy it.

There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.