498 Quotes by Josh Billings

To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there isn't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven

Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us, we can dodge an elephant, but we can't a fly

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.