137 Quotes by Josh Stern

A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia

Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard

Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job

Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled

You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa

Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance