137 Quotes by Josh Stern

What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter

It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late

The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes

Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season

The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door