137 Quotes by Josh Stern

Don't you wish some people came with a silencer?

True ambition is trying to paint yourself out of a corner

Every rule has an exception, and it's usually remedial

My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

Falling in love means your reserve chute didn't work as you hurtled back to earth

Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?

The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code

If you can't beat them, conjoin them

Most of us need something not to walk away from