79 Quotes by Joy Behar

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.