79 Quotes by Joy Behar

I started to take myself very seriously in terms of heart disease.

I'm miserable that you're leaving. I feel like I'm losing a sister.

I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

I feel like when being raised in New York City I have a particular perspective on things like Gay issues maybe, because I'm in the middle of Manhattan.

What daughter thinks of her parents in flagrante delicto? Yet, my mother, even after years with him, dropped hints such as, 'You know, your father enjoys his matinees.' I never even saw them go to the movies together. What could she mean? All those afternoons, I thought she was upstairs listening to La Traviata, and those high notes apparently were not coming from the radio.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.