79 Quotes by Joy Behar

Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.

You know, I’m a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we’re fundits! We’re not pundits!

I’ve been through many years of psychotherapy, psycho-drama, I’ve taken risks in my life. I’ve had trials and tribulations just like every body else. You have to really think about who you are. You can’t just go through life and sail threw.

I’m Italian, but some people think I’m Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don’t think any body can escape it.

I don’t profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that’s my position.

It’s not interesting enough if you don’t know who you are, what you want. You need to make educated decisions about your moves and talk to people who care about you. And you need to have people who will have your back.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it’s safe you know. And that’s my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.