19 Quotes by Judy Tenuta
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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
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This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
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Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....
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I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
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My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."
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Friends are just enemies who don’t have enough guts to kill you...
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I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn’t exist.
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You can’t get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
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My mother always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, “Just wait.”
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