6 Quotes by Jules Carlysle

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    If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry treason!. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house.

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    We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics.

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    After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.

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    America has been knocked-up with democracys mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush).

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    If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, "yes", I let my dog on the bed.

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