3 Quotes by Julia Durango

Little Miss Bauer sat in her tower, eating a burger and fries. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said “I prefer zee French flies.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about levelling teenage boys, it’s this: when in doubt, follow the hot girls.

You’ve seen what your perfect self looks like in the MEEP, so when you look in the mirror now, all you see are your flaws.