3 Quotes by Julia Durango

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    Little Miss Bauer sat in her tower, eating a burger and fries. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said “I prefer zee French flies.

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    If there’s one thing I’ve learned about levelling teenage boys, it’s this: when in doubt, follow the hot girls.

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    You’ve seen what your perfect self looks like in the MEEP, so when you look in the mirror now, all you see are your flaws.

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