30 Quotes by Julia Kent

Marie Jacoby is what all my friends called a MILFF – Mother I’d Like to Flee From.

When I look at you I can see my future roll out in one long laugh, like a red carpet of fun and intelligence and hope. A ripple of joy that stretches into the horizon until it disappears. Not because it ceases to exist, but because it’s infinite.

Because I learned a long time ago that it’s better to have people react to you than to react to them.

Doing something you hate because you think you’ll gain acceptance from other people is what I call “questionable morals.

You can love someone even when they cause you the greatest pain of your life. Even when they intentionally hurt you every second, every hour, every day with every fiber of their being.

That’s the thing – sometimes when you give to someone it really isn’t selfless. It’s selfish. You find joy in it because you’re giving freely. The point where it’s not freely given is the point where it all falls apart.

Oh, sweet ice cream fairy, deliver me from evil.

He takes a big chip, dips it in the salsa, bites off half, and double dips. That’s right. He just offended Jerry Seinfeld and the crew with one bite.

Vulnerability,” he continued. “Weakness. It’s not a sin to be weak. It’s the opposite, in fact: it’s a black mark on society that we live in a system that disparages the very essence of what makes us human.