26 Quotes by Julie Brown


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    I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

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    I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.

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    Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

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    We may now look to target 15-25 year olds for instance, but we will definitely look to target a wider range. The additional funding will allow us to work on this, as well as increasing the amount of times each advert is shown.

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    I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

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    Our models are a catalogue of our options, so pretty much everything that we offer or a lot of what we offer is in this model.

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