24 Quotes by Justin Roiland

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    Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reactionthat compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in afailing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focuson science.

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    The first 'Interdimensional Cable' episode is amazing because it's filled with such absolute drunken nonsense.

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    Everyone's going to have their own experience and perspective on everything.

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    I know, on 'Rick and Morty,' we had the time where they unfreeze time, and they're in trouble because of it. The time starts splitting. That episode, we got a little too focused on 'how,' the hows and the science behind it, and oh my God, it was - it was spiraling us for sure.

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    Definitely that's the worst, to discover that something you're doing has already been done.

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    My secret to comedy is don't offend anybody. Don't offend anybody ever. That's my secret.

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    When you kind of don't care, for some reason, that's when things happen.

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    Anybody in animation today would be lying if they said they weren't somehow influenced by 'The Simpsons' to a certain degree. Except for the shows that go out of their way to look as far from 'The Simpsons' as possible.

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