24 Quotes by Justin Roiland

Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reactionthat compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in afailing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focuson science.

'Futurama' is this awesome, animated sci-fi show.

The first 'Interdimensional Cable' episode is amazing because it's filled with such absolute drunken nonsense.

Everyone's going to have their own experience and perspective on everything.

I know, on 'Rick and Morty,' we had the time where they unfreeze time, and they're in trouble because of it. The time starts splitting. That episode, we got a little too focused on 'how,' the hows and the science behind it, and oh my God, it was - it was spiraling us for sure.

Definitely that's the worst, to discover that something you're doing has already been done.

My secret to comedy is don't offend anybody. Don't offend anybody ever. That's my secret.

When you kind of don't care, for some reason, that's when things happen.

Anybody in animation today would be lying if they said they weren't somehow influenced by 'The Simpsons' to a certain degree. Except for the shows that go out of their way to look as far from 'The Simpsons' as possible.