368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

Could the world fall?

I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. But in reality, you're stuck on a boat that's bobbing up and down, you feel sick, the whale isn't there on demand.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!