368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad

In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.