368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

If you can’t do it, don’t do it.

My mam told me not to tell many people about not being christened, as she said I would be a prime target for witches. To this day I don’t know what she meant by that.

We’ve invented most of the stuff that we need and now we’re just messing about.

By 78 you’ve done everything you’re going to do. If you haven’t bungee-jumped by the time you’re 78 you’re not going to do it.