368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

The great pyramid is overrated. It’s a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.

I’m not a proper traveler. I don’t like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I’m 32, I think I’ve got the hang of it.

We came from the sea originally, now we’re going back in it. Don’t go in it, unless you’re in a boat.

I’d rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

The only reason you don’t go on holiday, is ’cause you have to spend money.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don’t need any spoiling or looking after.

I’m just sayin’, I don’t like fun.

Being honest with you, it’s not the ‘great’ wall of China. It’s an all right wall. It’s the ‘All Right Wall of China.’