368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

I’ve heard that we’re constantly shedding skin and it is totally replaced every seven years. So every seven years you’re a different person. That’s why people get the seven-year itch and stop getting on with their partner – it’s because they’re a different person.

There was always something. It’s like with this one, there’s always something that’s mad that I look back on it and go, that’s pretty amazing to say that I’ve done that or been there.

Whether it’s a potato or a nut, it’s a foodage!

I think it’s clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There’s no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

It’s interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.

You can only talk rubbish if you’re aware of knowledge.

Normally you can’t hear you’re own voice because you’re talking over it.

I don’t know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they’d kick off.