368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

I’ve learnt that, even though I’ve travelled about, I haven’t changed that much.

I always have a problem liking things that I’m told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the ‘Great’ Wall of China annoys me. I’ll decide if it’s great or not. It might end up being the ‘All Right Wall of China’ to me.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn’t anything else drown it out at the time?

People eat duck and you think, well, we’ve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest.

I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you’re seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that’s added gives you a certain feeling.

We’ll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I’m saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it’s like, ‘Well that’s life, things will come and go, we’ll find new species.’

Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.

I never buy a piece of art. I don’t see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.