368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go.

At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.