368 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot...

I saw a bee have a heart attack...

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.