31 Quotes by Kathy Lette

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie

The idea that there's someone for everyone is mathematically impossible. I found my Mr Right and he ended up being a Right Bastard. As did yours.

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.

Women are each other’s Wonderbras: uplifting, supportive, making each other look bigger and better.(50 shades of feminism)

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

People who say that money can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.