13 Quotes by Katie May

Frankly, Hadley, you look like a fucking Cabbage Patch Kid fighting Godzilla.

I don’t trust easily. Come to think of it, I don’t trust at all. Why would I willingly hand out trust when everyone in my life inevitably betrays me?

She’s so stinking adorable, and I kind of want to wrap her up in paper and gift her to myself on Christmas.

Come. Let’s behave like normal women and go get our nails done, gossip, and then cut bitches who look at us funny.

Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.

How did I put up with seven husbands? Lube. Lots and lots of lube. And I fed them. And petted them. And sometimes took them out for walks, depending on my mood.

Honestly, I sometimes terrify myself, but in a loving way. Can you lovingly terrify yourself?

And sometimes, your biggest strength is trusting others to shoulder half of the burden. You still feel the weight, the pressure, but it’s not nearly as overwhelming.

She was a treasured book in my collection, and I was an avid reader.