6 Quotes by Keith Laumer

I rode up, walked past a few miles of wallpaper that was someone's revenge for life's disappointments.

It's a time-honored truism of diplomacy that the most resented epithet is the one most accurately depicting the deficiencies of the recipient.

Baby, after considerable thought I’ve reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal of hysterical laughter.

I’m not sure that pasteurized thinking is rich enough in intellectual vitamins.

I rode up, walked past a few miles of wallpaper that was someone’s revenge for life’s disappointments.

Look here, sir, what is it you really want out of life? Urb? Snorthwinger? Oplozzies? There must be some chink in your implacability!