20 Quotes by Keith R.A. DeCandido

Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then sailor goes to the sink. The Marine heads for the door, and the sailor says, "Hey- in the Navy they teach us to wash up after we take a leak." And the Marine turns around and says, "Yeah? Well, in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands.

Of course, you won't confirm or deny it, which means I'm probably right, since if I was wrong, you'd be gloating about it.

All aspects of honor derive from honesty. A liar cannot truly be honorable, for where is the honor in deception?

You get to help people in ways that I can't even imagine. Hell, *you get to help people.*

You people did a good thing.""That's what we do," Nate said quietly.

Age of the geek, baby!

They were handy to have around, Nate's little gang. They were that wonderful combination of talented and noble. The former was useful, while the latter made it so incredibly easy to poke them with a metaphorical stick.

Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet."Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything.""Says the man who'd just punch the haystack.

What is that *smell*?"Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.