63 Quotes by Ken Berry

It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony.

It's harder and harder to find a spot within a day's drive of Los Angeles with enough vacant grass or even sand or dirt to stake a tent on.

There's no way I can tell if a rock group is good or not!

I spent every summer as a child at my uncle's farm in Illinois so I know all about gathering eggs and how the hens will peck at you.

In all the classic comedies of the old silent movies, the pratfall always got the biggest lauch. Even more than a pie in the face.

Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor - those were my idols. All I ever wanted to be was a motion picture song-and-dance man. I kind of fell into other things. Did walk-ons and bits for years and worked in little theater at night.

I know my limitations.

I lost a lot of jobs because I looked too much like Tom Selleck... or Robert Redford.

Work is not my obsession. I like to dabble, and come to think of it that's what I have been doing all my life.