31 Quotes by Ken Dodd

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute – Ive got to have them.

My teeth are all my own. I’ve just finished paying for them.

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.