446 Quotes by Kevin Hart

How the hell do you wake up dead?

I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.

If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.

It's very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?