336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning

How can I be assured the apple you bring me is Idunn's?Well, it'll be golden, for one thing, and after you take a bite of it you should feel pretty fucking good.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.

Are you going to kick somebody’s ass?I don’t know. Maybe.Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with that martial arts dummy in the backyard lots of times, and you always win.Thanks, buddy. I’ll see you soon.

They may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now.

Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.

I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings, so that I become practically invisible when I remain still. People can see me if I move quickly, but if I imitate the Rock of Gibraltar they have to really know I’m there to spot me. I figured it was best: Naked women rarely welcome the approach of strange naked men, except in porn movies.