336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

Atticus:"Damn it, Jim, I'm a Druid not a Physicist!

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

In Battle, as in charity, it is better to give than to receive.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?"Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over." Atticus

when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through biology." Atticus

Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain." Atticus

Helgarson won’t tell me, but it must have been bad. His fangs pop out if you just say ‘Thor’ aloud, and he hunts carpenters simply because they use hammers.