336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, “Have you changed your mind about Thor?” “Um … no,” I said, and he promptly hung

Great Big Bears! What happened to you? - Oberon

I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit.

Nie sposób opisać, jak miło jest biec, gdy już nie jest się do tego zmuszonym.

Grody is in the eye of the beholder.

You must be thinking of stories from other cultures. Irish women tend to kick ass and do whatever they want. For exhibits A, B, and C, I give you the Morrigan, Brighid, and Flidais. Fair enough. So who's the god of cooking among the Tuatha De Danann?I don't think there is one.So the ancient Irish had a god of brewing but not cooking?We had our priorities straight.

First we need to get a buttload of nails.’‘A buttload? How much is that?’‘Uh…’Granuaile rescued me with her superior knowledge of indefinite units of measurement. ‘I believe that’s slightly more than a shitload but much less than a fuckton.

It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.”{Right! Bacon must be heated. Knew that already, but thanks for the reminder.}

My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head when you’re not looking and then point at one another when you turn around.