336 Quotes by Kevin Hearne

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that too.""I don't think those are very practical solutions to doubt," Oberon said. "They don't leave you feeling satisfied. 'When in doubt, eat your neighbor's lunch' is better, because then you would at least be full.

I don't think I can ever look upon blackwings again with anything but horror. They are creatures of my nightmares now, companions with death the way rain and clouds are best friends. The land is their dinner plate, and they feast upon us when we drop onto it, lifeless and rotting.

The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.

Technology is always perfectly dependable until it isn't.

A son of a Jedi Knight? I thought the Jedi weren't allowed such relationships."That wrung an half ironic grin out of me. "Guess I'm not allowed, then.

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate.

The victors' view of history rarely matches that of the vanquished.

Unidentified hole, please shut it and inspect yourself. Continue to talk and you will be ignored.

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor.