107 Quotes by Kevin Pietersen

This could be addictive.

There's an old joke about a mother watching a column of soldiers pass by. Her son is in the ranks. All those men out of step, she says, except our Fred.

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.

I love living in London but I would like to buy a place in Dubai and spend a few months of the year out there.

I hate these reality TV shows where people walk off Big Brother and think they're A-list celebrities when they've done nothing in their lives, it really does my head in.

Look, I've heard a lot of people talk about me, they say I'm like Marmite. They like me, or they don't like me.

I've had to calm down, I have a kid! It is amazing. It's the best thing ever. Nothing better than it.

I always say that things are meant to be and everything happens for a reason, so I don't have any regrets.

I have principles in my professional and personal life as to how things are done.