255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.