255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.