255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.