255 Quotes by Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.