239 Quotes by Kinky Friedman

Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.