32 Quotes by Kristin Walker

Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you.""What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.

Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?

Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.

Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.

Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.

So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you.And I like being mean to him too.

All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a suave, tough-guy super spy.

If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't kill myself. But I'd definitely turn lesbian, at the very least.

I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.