27 Quotes About Fiona

Good, stupid high school boys aren't worth It" She throws an arm over my shoulder. "They're trained to like a certain type of girl, with highlights and pretty nails- the kind who are good at remembering to put on lotion every morning after they shower." She smiles like she's got a dirty secret. "And let's face it..... sluts.

Are you saying...you can make people normal again?" I breathe out, the idea too tantalizing for my own good. Allie nods. "That's the goal.

We can put the mattress on the floor and I'll sleep on the box springs. That okay, princess?""That's okay.""Have you seen Shrek? The cartoon?""No, why?""Because you remind me of Princess Fiona. Not quite as curvy, of course.""Of course.""C'mon... give me a hand? This mattress weighs a ton.""You're right," she groaned. "What the hell is in here?""Generations of peasants who died of fatigue.""Charming.

I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?

You're not gay, are you?What?!I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly.I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.

He isn't so bad.""You're not fake-married to him.

She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar.Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.

Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you.""What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.

Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?