32 Quotes by Kyle Kinane

I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.

Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'

I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.

I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.

I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'

Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.