32 Quotes by Kyle Kinane

I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process.

I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.

Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.

The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'

I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.

I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.'

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.